Roses are red
Your underwear is lace
Take it off
Then sit on my face
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One time my roommate’s boyfriend tried to break up with her and she literally said “not today, Greg.” And that’s the story of how they’re still together after 3 years.
Simply inspiring.
- demon: i possessed you
- me: get the fuck out
- demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
- me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
tacky-bitch-deactivated20150403 asked:
fuck i want to cum in your ass
… I’m not sure how I should respond to that.
new acronyms
smao- suffering my ass off
sol- suffering out loud
rofs- rolling on the floor suffering
